What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:51
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service